sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

THE EXCUSE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY POOR DECISIONS

sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

ghdos:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

Paul George is an American hero.

ghdos:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

Paul George is an American hero.

unrisked:

24/7

unrisked:

24/7

sunpeach:

wow i wanna be able to do that

sunpeach:

wow i wanna be able to do that

kiss-kiss-break-the-vase:

things to say during sex: 

  • ne ne papa 
  • wine choudai 
  • let’s make an alliance 
  • easy peasy japaneasy
  • china i choose you 
  • im the hero
  • prussia isnt dead
  • whats a cold
  • suck ball
  • oh crap my fish
  • LATVIAAAA
  • i think it tastes like sandwiches
  • im thinking of painting my house a wicked hipster pink
  • i once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape
  • im canadia
  • am i catholic…or protestant? god, i don’t know
  • i may be small but ive got a big penis
  • PAAAAASSSSTTAAAAAAAA